Bono: Confession of a Facebook securities fraudster

Bono: Confession of a Facebook securities fraudster

Bono: Confession of a Facebook securities fraudster:

CONFESSION: I am a securities fraudster. In 2012, overnight, I pocketed over $1 billion in Facebook stock value using insider trading information from Pilgrims Society insiders like my ne’er-do-well fellow criminals in New York, London, Washington, D.C., Geneva and Silicon Valley, including Sir Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Prince Charles, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Lord Mark Malloch-Brown, Baron Richard Allan, Sir Nigel Knowles, James W. Breyer, Hillary Clinton, David Rockefeller, James Comey, George Tenet, World Economic Forum, Privy Council, Koch Bros., Sir Richard Dearlove, Sir Robert Hanagan and Sir Henry Kissinger.

I attended several wonderful Dublin churches in my youth, but I have abandoned my Christian upbringing. I am now addicted to money and power. Help me.*

—Sir Bono (my Christian name is Paul David Hewson)

* hypothetical, not a real quote, but based on real facts.

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Bono: Confession of a Facebook securities fraudster:

CONFESSION: I am a securities fraudster. In 2012, overnight, I pocketed over $1 billion in Facebook stock value using insider trading information from Pilgrims Society insiders like my ne’er-do-well fellow criminals in New York, London, Washington, D.C., Geneva and Silicon Valley, including Sir Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Prince Charles, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Lord Mark Malloch-Brown, Baron Richard Allan, Sir Nigel Knowles, James W. Breyer, Hillary Clinton, David Rockefeller, James Comey, George Tenet, World Economic Forum, Privy Council, Koch Bros., Sir Richard Dearlove, Sir Robert Hanagan and Sir Henry Kissinger.

I attended several wonderful Dublin churches in my youth, but I have abandoned my Christian upbringing. I am now addicted to money and power. Help me.*

—Sir Bono (my Christian name is Paul David Hewson)

* hypothetical, not a real quote, but based on real facts.

NOTICE: This image may contain opinion. This information should not be relied upon without independent verification. Think for yourself. No claims are made to the properties of third parties. For educational purposes only. Fair Use relied upon.